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男人之( i )--------老婆与女友的差别
Written at Wednesday, December 16, 2009 | back to top

别误会!!!!!
这边的老婆不是你叫的darling~
这边的老婆,是合格的老婆(妻子)...
1,2,3开始...........


如果说,女友是手机...
那么~老婆就是电视机...
为什么酱讲雷?
很简单,想像你和一个女人结婚前到结婚后她的差别
一个女生结婚前,身材苗条~像手机那样小蛮腰,瘦瘦的
一个女生结婚后,身材走样~像电视机酱大粗腰,胖胖的
这只是个基本概念,不是所有女生都是结婚后走样~~
你的女友,是手机???奇怪吧??为什么是手机?不是录音机?
哈哈...因为女友带得出门啊~~
女友,就算胖一点都还是小女生嘛~~
带出去,不会说话挖苦你,
所以..人人都爱手机,
在外谈的都是手机款型,很少听说谈电视机的..."电视节目"就有
而且,手机如果美...能拿来炫耀一番~~
你有听过人家拿电视机出门炫耀的吗O.o
再说,手机功能很多...肯定的多过电视~~~


好....
现在说老婆~像电视机???
是的...电视机不能带出门
还表紧~还霸占家里一大空间
而且...用处少,
只是偶尔看一看siok一下咯^^
还有...电视机很烦,喜欢唠唠叨叨~广告多多
弄到人家要专心看戏也不能
电视机因为太大了~带不出门
所以只能在家慢慢观赏~
如果你老婆很厉害打理家,起码还算是plasmaTV
如果你老婆又懒又烂,那就是古董电视了~没有颜色的那种


好啦~不敢再说啦,
待会儿全部人怕了~不想嫁给我当老婆......